Dishonored

dishonored_2012说时迟那时快,这游戏就通关了。由于这游戏PC版完美支持XO手柄和震动,又需要频繁save/load,推荐玩PC版。。

潜入类游戏我其实是不太感冒的。游戏这东西我不太喜欢追求真实感的,不是游戏这种表现形式的长处。而潜入类游戏,尤其是3D的,往往又十分依赖视线,光影,颜色之类的设定,于是就出现明明敌人应该能看到你(因为你在电视屏幕上看得一清二楚啊!),但他们就是看不到你也只好脑补敌人就是看不到你这样不伦不类的状况。MGS 2/3/4我分别试了一点点,然后都不玩了。。再往前浅尝辄止的还有天诛的某几作。相比之下2D的还稍微make sense一点,之前在DS上玩的一个GBA游戏Metroid Zero里面有一部分潜入还不错。

那么Dishonored作为潜入类游戏能让我玩通关的主要原因可能是他有很多超现实的技能,于是就不那么真实系了。加上是Bethesta组做的,我玩了很久的Skyrim所以对操作和画面质感很熟悉。游戏做得也很成熟,教学友好,剧情不拖泥带水,技能看起来还挺好玩,于是就能玩下去了。这游戏是可以神不知鬼不觉的潜入,也可以一路杀过去的。系统相当平衡,基本上可以感到潜入和拼杀的难度相当,并没有特别鼓励潜入风格。我玩的时候基本上还是潜入为主,但到了最后几关有点腻了就开始大杀四方,倒也颇有技巧和乐趣。任务的解决方式通常也有多种。杀人数量和解决任务的方式甚至会影响游戏里的氛围,越混乱的话丧尸和老鼠就会越多。。

Dishonored的技能还挺丰富。最核心也是最常用的俩技能是Dark Sight和Blink。前者是透视,后者是瞬移。Dark Sight很方便,就是需要用的有点太频繁,看多了会不太舒服。Blink感觉有点太强了,也可能因为是Normal难度。早期几关在房顶上一路biubiubiu瞬移过去比在地上费劲找老鼠洞什么的省事多了。。而且很扯的是有时候就站在敌人头顶上一点点的路灯上他们也看不到。其他的技能有很酷的时间停止,动物/人体附身,召唤鼠群,还有不太实用的刮风。另外还有几个被动技能。加上手枪弓箭和陷阱,一遍玩下来可以搞各种组合,还是很有趣的。

要说缺点么一个是这游戏没什么boss战,缺乏高潮。任务人物也都是背后一刀就能捅掉的普通人。另一个就是偶尔会让人不知道该往哪儿走,这游戏干脆没做地图因为3D的地图不好做,光凭眼看大部分时候能找到路,但偶尔会搞不太清,这时候如果还要躲躲藏藏就很烦躁。

由于pre-order了1月15号的鬼泣5,Dishonored估计短期内是不会打二周目了。最后值得一提的是这游戏里那个『神』是个长得很像Johnny Depp的吐槽男,讲话还挺好玩。

2012 Game Summary

  • [XBox 360] Skyrim all achievement. That’s a long one.
  • [XBox 360] Gear of War 3. It’s a short one. Rented from GameFly. Played a few rounds online. Interesting, but I still don’t want to commit too much time on a single game.
  • [XBox 360] Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. It’s OK. A perfect GameFly game.
  • [XBox 360] Final Fantasy XIII-2. Actually very good as a successor game. I don’t expect a wonderful story, and all other aspects are pretty well done.
  • [3DS] Super Mario 3D. Very disappointing. I should have sold my 3DS after this game. But it is still in the closet.
  • [PC] Diablo 3. I was super excited when this game launched. And it is almost as good as I expected, seriously. I spent probably a few hundreds of hours on it. However its after-game is not as attractive as Monster Hunter. Either too challenging or not challenging enough. And it’s also a bummer to find the most efficient way of improving your character is trading. I basically gave this game up after 1.0.5.
  • [XBox 360] Mass Effect 3. My 2013 “land mine” game! (Dark Soul was my land mine of 2012, FYI.) This game gave me a lesson: evaluate a game by its demo, not by its fame.
  • [PC] Dishonored. The game I have been playing recently. Haven’t finished it yet. But I will give this game a 4~4.5 star. This is the first infiltration game that interested me to play through. I like it.

Besides games, I feel 2012 was not a year for me. It was the 1st year I live in US. I didn’t travel except the business trip back to China. I didn’t even get a driver license… I still do some board games and try to develop some new hobbies. However I broke my elbow before the new year’s eve. There were too few good drinks to remember and too few good stories to tell this year, or, fewer than I wanted.

Elbow Dislocation

Last year, between Christmas and New Year, I went to BKB with riki couple for rock climbing and fell off from 3~4 meters to mat, face down, flat landing. Aft first I thought everything is OK, until I felt my right arm was not under control and saw the bones made an eerie shape at the elbow. Yes, everyone can tell it’s dislocated just on a sight… Surprisingly, I felt no pain at all at that time, just lost control of the arm.

Q: Isn’t there a rope to hang you from falling?
A: I was doing “bouldering”. It’s a kind of free climbing without ropes but with thick mats on the ground.

As it’s a rock climbing gym, my first thought was there must be someone who can fix my arm in 5 minutes, so was riki’s. However it turned out there isn’t such a superman. The manager called 911 then filled an accident form. In 5 minutes the ambulance arrived and we were taken to a hospital named Lutheran. I’ll never go to this hospital ever.

In the emergency room, I experienced how slow American’s “emergency room” could be. I waited 20 minutes just to start my paper work, waited 2 hours for the X-ray check, waited 3 hours for the physician to start working on my elbow. During all these 3 hours my elbow was dislocated and swelling, the pain level rose from almost nothing to I could barely help yelling. They said it was “change of shift” time so I had to wait a long time for X-ray. How was emergency room supposed to work? 2-hour dinner break and let patients die? I was seriously shocked by the sluggish process and stupid people in this hospital, when the “doctor” sit in front of a computer and typed 20 minutes, and when the “technician” sit beside the empty X-ray room and I was waiting outside for 15 minutes… I really couldn’t and still can’t believe how broken this hospital’s process is.

Anyway I left that hospital after 5 hours. The only “good” thing was they found I.V. was not strong enough for me to relax the muscles so they used morphine on me. My heart immediately felt some contraction at the second morphine flew into my vessels. And the pain went away in a few seconds. It was like someone was counting down: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and my pain level dropped with it. Quite impressive.

4 days later I went to Beth Israel for an orthopedist followup. It went pretty smoothy. They cut off the splints, did another X-ray and gave me a new device to immobilize my arm. The joint recovered well, though I had lots of gross blisters around the elbow. I guess the initial splints were over tight.

I lived a resting life for about one week. Laying on couch, elevating my arm (sometimes like a Young Pioneer of China), watching movies and TV shows, ordering food online and picking deliveries in underwear… 3 movies a day really fed me up. I even lost 3 pounds after this week.

And in this “lefty” week I found something really difficult to do with one hand only, such as buttoning up jeans, twisting open a bottle, wearing earbuds, etc. And most things are, surprisingly, pretty doable with one hand. I went back to work today and can type with 2 hands perfectly fine now, yeah!

猎命师传奇・九把刀的iOS App

忘了是在哪儿看到说九把刀出了一个叫『真・九把刀全集』的iOS应用,把自己的所有小说免费放上去让人看。看到这新闻就觉得这一招还真是挺屌的。装上之后第一次启动会蹦出来一段九把刀自己录的很扯的视频,充满了这人一贯很臭屁的风格。然后这里面的书还真不少,制作水平也还不错。所谓全部其实也不是真的就全部了,最近一两年新出的估计由于合约的限制是没有的,但之前的也已经很多了,而且都是免费的,没有in app purchase。

感觉人有时候就是会想读一些纯消遣性质的书的,就好像中学时候读的金庸古龙。读起来很爽,翻起来很快,哗哗哗读完了晕乎乎的也不记得什么。九把刀的小说就是很不错的这类读物了。我直接挑了一个看起来最长的系列『猎命师传奇』来读,App里面有十七本,断断续续读到一半的时候大概算是被吸引住了吧,然后就很快的把后面的读完了。作为大致上的同龄人,看着九把刀把各种地方的设定拼凑起来搞成自成体系的一套大乱斗式的题材,还真是蛮好笑的。大概想起来,这个书里面猎命师的设定应该是原创的,也是比较核心的设定。除此之外可以看到吸血鬼,金庸武侠里的门派,古龙武侠里的小李飞刀和很装逼的写法,HunterXHunter里的气的设定,日本忍者,甚至还有圣斗士什么的。。。

从商业角度来说我觉得这个app应该还是满不错的举措吧,可以发展很多没接触过他小说的潜在读者,看完了之后很可能会去买新出的书。相比之下应该比卖出了比较久的书要划算,尤其是考虑到盗版已经很泛滥的状况。我觉得这人的脑袋还是很灵活的。

White Elephant

值此圣诞之际简记以下公司上周进行的White Elephant交换礼物活动。

所谓White Elephant算是一种有点游戏性质的集体交换礼物的方式。要求所有人都要把礼物包好,包装上不用署名。礼物建议是自己用不着的东西,如果新买的话不能超过20$(如果有人买很贵的礼物的话后果参见The Office S02E10)。交换开始之前把所有礼物堆在一起,统计人数抽号,按序号挑礼物。每个人可以从桌上挑礼物,或者从前面挑过礼物的人手里偷一个礼物!被偷礼物的人可以立刻选择继续偷其它人的(除了刚被偷走的那个),或者从桌上再挑一个礼物。偷礼物可以连锁下去直到有人决定拿新礼物。拿到礼物的人立刻打开礼物并且公布内容。一件礼物被偷过两次之后就不能再被偷了。我们玩的大致是这样,Wiki上还有很多变体规则可以参考。

我们一共是30个人参加,这么多人是很需要在一个白板上列出来每个礼物被偷了几次的。基本上前几个人都选择挑新礼物,而后面的人偷礼物的就多起来,因为可以偷的范围变大了嘛。抢来抢去的很是热闹。从这个活动里面我总结出了以下几点:

  • 先选的人往往会选大个儿的礼物,但大个儿的礼物不一定是好礼物。比如某个巨大的包裹里面是12坨卫生纸……
  • 如果抽到了不是很想要的礼物,应该多多“推销”。没准就会有人出于奇怪的品味或者同情你的遭遇而拿走你的礼物,比如那堆厕纸貌似也易手过!
  • 一个很明显的技巧是去偷只能再被偷一次的,这样你就确定能把这个礼物拿到最后了。不过这样也少了一点不确定性,嗯。。。
  • 排在比较晚通常比较有利,因为会有很多可选的。排在早期的话就只能指望后面的人偷你的礼物你才能连锁发动“突袭”了。
  • 准备礼物不用想太多,不需要有用,不需要所有人都愿意要,etc,etc。。
  • 最后,这游戏还是娱乐第一,不要算计太多为好,哈哈。

我偷到了一个包括激光笔,水平仪,卷尺,吸盘等n项功能的小工具,堪称家具安装界的要你命3000。我其实只是想拿回来逗猫玩。。